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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Star Trekking

Star Date 68463.2 Captain's Log.
Big celebrations today as we welcomed Lieutenant Otis to the crew!

left Newly commissioned Otis @FreshOtis with Bridge Crew: @Tigerboythecat as Scotty, @DakotaBDog as Spock, @Puppynumber7 as Kirk, @Baxter_man as Bones, @BetteBrittany Lt Uhura, @LeopussMan as Chekov and @RealJoannek (Ted) as Sulu
To boldly go where no man one anipal has gone before!
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Star Date 64336.7 Captain's Log.
The Starship PAWS (Pets Against Wiffy Snausages)
Snausages, the Tastiest Frontier. These are the voyages of PAWS, it's never-ending mission to explore new ways to obtain snausages, to seek out new kinds of snausage, to boldly eat every snausage offered.

Star Trek PAWS: back row @RealJoannek (Ted) as Sulu, @BetteBrittany as Lt Uhura, @TigerboyTheCat as Montgomery Scott (Scotty); front row @LeoPussMan as Chekov, @Baxter_man as Leonard McCoy (Bones), @Puppynumber7 (me) as James T Kirk and @DakotaBDog as Spock

<camera pans the Officer's Mess then narrows in to the Captain and officers, who are busy eating snausages. Kirk reaches for another snausage but McCoy's paw reaches at the same time. They both stop inches from the last snausage.>
"Well doctor, shall we fight for it?" laughs Kirk. "In some countries, battles are fought for much less" McCoy dryly relates. Neither paw gives way to the other. "How do you suggest we settle this, doctor?" Kirk asks. "Like the intelligent and logical people we are", McCoy retorts. He turns to Spock, "Well? What does logic dictate, Mr Spock?" Spock looks up from his game of 3D chess. He takes the last snausage and eats it quickly. "Logic, doctor, doesn't come into the equation when I'm hungry!" Spock turns back to his chess game. McCoy and Kirk look at each other and laugh. <camera pans out>

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